Life lessons
“LAY BACK DOWN right now. If you don’t your guts are going to be all over the floor.”
Of course, I did not know the doctor had already ripped through half of the six or eight inches of my lower abdomen with his scalpel in a typical, yet unplanned C-section gone bad. (more…)
I HATED IT THAT I was in my thirties before I learned that “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” is a big fat lie.
I hated it because I did not know the truth before I had wasted some of the best years of my life in denial. (more…)
THANKS TO FACEBOOK, Twitter, Instagram, and other social media, we are now connected to friends and family worldwide. Some of those relationships are with people we’ve never met.
With one click we can like or share what we’ve seen, and if a phone call interrupts us, we’ve always got voice mail or the prepared text message that says, “Can’t talk right now.”
And we wonder why we are alone. (more…)
I’m not going to prove it to you, but you can trust me when I say that I look a lot better with my clothes on than I do naked. (more…)
DEATH IS WHAT CHASES YOU up and down the corridors of your mind trying to get your full attention. (more…)
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